Jokes

Daaru Ki Vajah Se Barbaad Hue Sharabi Ne Kasam Khayi Ki Aaj Ke Baad Kabhi Sharaab Nahi Piyunga
Ye Kah Ke Sharaabi Apne Ghar Se Daaru Ki Khaali Bottles Bahar Fenkne Laga.
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Pehli Bottle Fenkte Hue Bola: “Teri Vajah Se Meri Naukri Gayi.”
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Doosri Fenkte Hue Bola: “Teri Vajah Se Mera Ghar Bik Gaya Aur Main Sadak Par Aa Gaya.”
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Teesri Bottle Fenkte Hue Bola: “Teri Vajah Se Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhodh Kar Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi.”
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Akhri Bottle Fenke Ke Liye Uthayi To Wo Bhari Hui Thi To Bola: “Tu Side Mein Hoja Pagli, Tu To Bekasoor Hai.“ ... :D :P